Battle of the Bulge
FromĀ New York TimesĀ Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comesĀ BATTLE OF THE BULGE, Book Four of the OHellNO Series. (A Standalone.)
āChicks canāt be bodyguards. Especially hot chicks.ā
MY NAME IS MITCH HOFER. Iām a world-famous swimmer from Australia, best known for three things: my gold medals, my looks, and filling out a swimsuit with myā¦eh-hemābulky equipment. Letās just say thereās a reason my nickname is āthe Bulge.ā
But beyond the fame, sponsors, and glory, thereās more to me than people know, including one hell of a mess Iāve gotten mixed up in. Life-or-death stuff, so bring in the professionals. Just donāt give me a chick bodyguard. Especially a young hot one who distracts me at every turn and hates my gutsā¦
MY NAME IS ABI CARTER, and I hate Mitch Hofer. Yeah, he might be the sexiest champion swimmer in the world, but Iād give this guy a gold medal for being a first-class jerk.
Unfortunately, my boss has given me a choiceāguard Mitch or get another job. And I really need the money. I can be professional, but if Mitch says āchicks canāt be bodyguardsā one more time, I just might strangle him myself.
Still, something about the way Mitch keeps looking at me makes me think thereās more to his story. Itās almost as if heās trying to drive me away. But why?
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Battle of the Bulge by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
My rating: 5 of 5 stars
BATTLE OF THE BULGE is the 4th book in the OHellNo series. It’s actually my first read from Mimi Jean Pamfiloff but I had no problems jumping right into the middle of this series!
Mitch Hofer is an Australian Olympic swimmer who’s known for more than just his skills in the pool. But he’s in need of a bodyguard and Abi Carter just happens to be perfect for the role. The only problem? Mitch and Abi’s almost one-night stand and the fact that they can barely stand to be in the same room together!
Oh my, out of all the rom com I’ve read, I’m not sure I ever remember reading such wonderfully snarky tongue twisters, phrases and come backs! So many times, I found myself snickering and outright LOLing. I immediately connected with Abi, she was absolutely hilarious, loyal and sweet but also tough in an almost accidental way, like she stumbled upon her courage and strength without really meaning to. It took me a little longer to warm up to Mitch. Several times I wanted to smack him upside the head, shake him so that he’d see what an awesome woman Abi was. But of course, things aren’t always what you see and it becomes evident that Mitch has more to offer than just his…ahem…swimmers!
There’s a bit of suspense in this one as Abi tries to protect Mitch from some unknowns. The twisty turns kept the pages flying and before I knew it, I was 70% in! Mitch and Abi’s romance is a super slow burn but absolutely worth the wait. I definitely need to go back to book one in the series, I don’t want to miss any more of these fabulous, quirky, comical characters. Told from dual POVs with a happy ending. I voluntarily read and reviewed this book.
About the Author
MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a USA Today and New York Times bestselling romance author with over a million books sold worldwide. Although she obtained her MBA and worked for more than fifteen years in the corporate world, she believes that itās never too late to come out of the romance closet and follow your dream. Mimi lives with her Latin Lover hubby, two pirates-in-training (their boys), and the rat terrier duo, Snowflake and Mini Me, in Arizona. She hopes to make you laugh when you need it most and continues to pray daily that leather pants will make a big comeback for men.
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Other books in the series
Smart Tass (Book #1)
From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes SMART TASS, a new Romantic Comedy.
Heās the hot quarterback all the girls want.
Sheās the smart girl he loves to pick on.
And now that theyāre all grown up, things are about to get geekinā uglyā¦
My name is Tass. Iām smart, Iām driven, and I am determined not to let prankster Hunter Johnson continue raining on my parade. When we were little, heād pull my hair and call me names. When we were teenagers, heād throw food and tease me for being a flat-chested virgin.
But now that weāve ended up at the same college, heās out of his hot head if he thinks he can keep messing with my life. Itās like heās fixated on me or something. Well, guess what, Mr. Amazefootball? Iām not that geeky little girl anymore and you do not screw with a smart woman.
So whatās my plan?
Itās definitely wild, and heās about to find outā¦
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Oh Henry (Book #2)
FromĀ New York TimesĀ Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes OH, HENRY, Book Two of the Ohellno Series.Ā (Stand Alone Story w/ Teaser for Next Book.)
SHEāS GOT ME BY THE FOOTBALLSā¦
My name is Henry Walton, and though Iāve been called many things throughout my lifeātree trunk, moose, walrusāI am now six foot five, solid muscle, and the hottest defensive end in the NFL college draft. This is the moment Iāve been waiting for: fame, women, and glory.
Just one problem: Iām suddenly in a bad slump. And it started the moment I got dumped by Elle, the nerdy goddess with thick glasses, a smokinā hot body, and a genius IQ.
So what gives? We only dated for a few weeks, and itās not like Iāve missed her. (Much.) Regardless, all the facts point to one conclusion. Elle is my lucky nerd-charm.
So call me superstitious, but I have to get her back before I lose everything. Even if sheās the last girl I should want and she now hates my guts.
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Digging A Hole (Book #3)
FromĀ New York TimesĀ Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff,Ā comes a new Romantic Comedy.
Heās the meanest boss ever.
Sheās the sweet shy intern.
Theyāre about to wreck each other crazy.
Ā My name is Sydney Lucas. I am smart, deathly shy, and one hundred percent determined to make my own way in the world. Which is why I jumped at the chance to intern for Mr. Nick Brooks despite his reputation. After ten failed interviews at other companies, he was the only one offering. Plus, everyone says he knows his stuff, and surely a man as stunningly handsome as him canāt be āthe devil incarnate,ā right? Wrong.
Ohā¦that man. That freakinā man has got to go! Iāve been on the job one week, and heās insulted my mother, wardrobe shamed me, and managed to make me cry. Twice. Underneath that stone-cold, beautiful face is the evilest human being ever.
But Iām not going to quit. Oh no. For once in my life, Iāve got to make a stand. Only, every time I open my mouth, I canāt quite seem to muster the courage. Perhaps my revenge needs to come in another form: destroying him quietly.
Because Iāve got a secret. Iām not really just an intern, and Sydney Lucas isnāt my real name.
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OK OK sold!!! I loved other Mimi’s books but this one seems to take the cake!
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This was so fun, Sophie, I hope you get a chance to read it!š
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Great review, I was fully booked, but it looks like I missed a Good one. Another book I buying and try to fit in.!
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I know exactly what you mean…so many amazing books out there and not enough time!š But if you do get around to reading it, I hope you enjoy it!š
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